KFC's Double-Down "Sandwich"

• Me: The Colonel is either rolling in his grave or laughing in it
• Chenry: I think it was his idea.
• Chenry: Like his last idea
• Chenry: They stored it in a vault because it was JUST TOO CRAZY, but last year, under slumping sales, they decided they must open the vault and create the forbidden Chicken Bacon Cheese Saucey Chicken heap
• Chenry: ...and changed the name because fuck, that was stupid. What was the Col. thinking?
• Me: I'm putting this on tumblr